Dwelling within the great mining trenches of  the posh Garden of Eden is the blue skinned titan, Jehovah.  Working all night, under a starless sky, he now casts a great shadow upon the face of the dawn, appearing monstrous, and a thing of dark, enigmatic magnificence, he carries upon his back thousands of tons of mined gold, to claim as a  birthright to his descendants, and promised by the great Serpent, in exchange for their sovereignty over the land of Ethiopia.